Uncle Ryan has to work with what?

So I get this text from Ryan today. He usally doesn't text while working so it had to be good, right? Well here's what he sends. All I can reply with is I hope you get paid enough for this crap, or should I call the insurance company immidiately and take out a policy, or get a picture with him, or wearing an alligator on your arm would make a pretty cool halloween costume, stupid, but cool. Just too many to send to him. Anyway this was taken through the survey thing I guess and he said it was less than 100ft away and looked to be about 10-12 ft long. Run Ryan, RUN!